Just ducky

Maybe this is cruel to show Gabby at her worst, but seriously - how can I not share this with youuuu, our loyal fan base? You deserve the very best in comedic journalism, and I feel that not sharing this picture with you would be like Dick Cheney not reporting The Accident to the public. (On a side note, I was not personally offended that I did not know the instant that it happened. Can we say "press vendetta"?)

Anyway - So obviously, Gabrielle was not very happy at the moment, and she'd just had a bath from Nanna (aka Grandma Cindy) who did not smooth down her hair. Maybe Gabrielle is vain. At any rate, new pally Mr. Duck waddled into the picture, unawares that this picture was only for sourpusses. Gabrielle really likes to taste Mr. Duck repeatedly, though she makes an "ewwww this is fuzzy" face every time.

I really like David Letterman's Top Ten List, but since it takes me too long to be clever, I unveil the very first

Lutz Top 5

Exciting Things This Past Week

1. Jason was at the RBC Center with his sister Jennifer when the Tarheels whomped and stomped NCSU. Yeah, baby.
2. Gabrielle is starting to laugh almost every day.
3. Carolina whomped-stomped on Maryland.
4. I played piano at the church I grew up in, and I did a good job! (This is a momentous occasion for me to say that.)
5. Gabrielle was clogged up for a day or two, and then it finally came out. And came out. And came out.

Wow. My top five includes poop. Wow.

And finally... Gabrielle being swallowed by the Purple People Eater.