Drool

I think I'm going to invest in some textiles company that makes great terrycloth. I've been thinking about it... Terrycloth shirts could totally be remarketed to mothers of infants... especially teething babies. Gabby (aka "Slobber Bobber") may be in the early stages of teething. All the signs are there, and the saliva is out of control. You know, they make bibs for babies, but what about the people that hold them? My shirts stay drenched for hours. She even gave me two pretty severe hickeys where my shoulder meets my neck. I made sure to keep those covered up, because I knew somebody would say, "Suuuuuuure, Lauren... Gabby put those there." You're probably thinking that right now, too. Shame on you.